10 things i'd do if i were Harry Potter

10.)If I were Harry Potter I'd take emo pictures of my scar and put them on my myspace.
9.)If I were Harry Potter I'd apparate to work.
8.) If I were Harry Potter I'd cast protego and play dodge ball!
7.)If I were Harry Potter I'd flick my wand to make me some delicious dinner!
6.)If I were Harry Potter I'd drink, because I guess it's okay for underage wizards to drink, just not to do magic.
5.) If I were Harry Potter I'd play a brilliant round of Wizards Chess with my best mate Ron.
4.) If I were Harry Potter I'd tell Hermione to go stuff it!
3.)If I were Harry Potter I'd wonder why Cedric Diggory dies and comes back as a vampire? Do all wizards die and come back as vampires?

2.)If I were Harry Potter I'd knit myself some awesome monograph sweaters!



And the number one thing I'd do if I were Harry Potter.........
I'd turn Draco Malphoy into a bowtruckle.